October 24-27 1984 at Earl of March Secondary School as part of Season #16 1984-1985
| Written by Ira Levin |
The hero is a drama critic…What is the most searching way to test this paragon’s integrity? Have his wife write a play. A stinker, naturally…He heckles the little woman, tells her she won’t finish the play, and, when it is completed, candidly informs her that it’s awful. And what’s worst of all, he insists that on opening night he will do his duty like a man; he’ll review the play himself. There you have the beginnings of the problem.
| ANGELA BALLANTINE | Gwendy Tolley | |
| CHARLOTTE ORR | Heather Walt | |
| DION KAPAKOS | Brian McCullough | |
| ESSIE | Elsie Bryant | |
| IVY LONDON | Mary Holmes | |
| JOHN BALLANTINE | Justin Haynes | |
| PARKER BALLANTINE | Ron Maslin |
| Director | Annmarie Copple | |
| Production Manager | Joan McLaughlin | |
| Stage Manager | Carol Allard | |
| Stage Manager | Rosemary Keneford | |
| Set Design | Philip Copple | |
| Set Construction | Ben Mooy | |
| Set Construction | John Edmonds | |
| Set Construction | Tony Francis | |
| Set Painting | Andrea Fajrajsl | |
| Set Painting | Beth McLaughlin | |
| Set Painting | Earl McLaughlin | |
| Set Painting | Jim Holmes | |
| Furnishings | Ann Marwood | |
| Furnishings | Doreen Boss | |
| Lighting Design | Brooke Keneford | |
| Lighting Design | Paul Gardner | |
| Sound Design | Gordon Evans | |
| Properties | Dorothy Beak | |
| Properties | Joan Ritchie | |
| Wardrobe | Adèle Vickers | |
| Wardrobe | Liane Freedman | |
| Wardrobe | Rosemarie Lawless | |
| Continuity | Betty Francis | |
| Continuity | Pamela Bland | |
| Make-up | Jenefer Haynes | |
| Make-up | Lynne Brooks | |
| Publicity | Carol Allard | |
| Publicity | Jenefer Haynes | |
| Photographer | Steve Sweet | |
| Box Office | Lynn Welsh | |
| House Manager | Helen Hunter | |
| House Manager | Vicki Green | |
| Bar Staff | Earl McLaughlin | |
| Bar Staff | Jim Keneford |