October 24-27, 1990 at Earl of March Secondary School as part of Season #22 1990-1991
| Written by John Chapman |
| Written by Michael Pertwee |
This fast paced, fun filled farce by two masters of the genre enjoyed a successful run at London's Strand Theatre. Peter Fisher is the manager of the West Berlin office of a British car company, where selling British cars is like selling pork chops at a bar mitzvah! He is also an undercover agent for British Security of Industry a role for which he is singularly ill equipped. With his wife Monica due to fly home to England for a short break, Fisher is planning to spend his birthday quietly, but when Monica's plane is delayed she returns home, followed in rapid succession by Heidi, Fisher's mistress, Mitzi, a voluptuous singing telegram girl, Cadwallader from British Security of Industry who is awaiting the arrival from the East of Hans, a top industrial spy, and Tregunter Jones, a rather butch Rep. from Midland Motors. Amid a great many comings and goings and considerable confusion, the elusive Hans does finally make a brief, if somewhat unusual, appearance, dangling from a helicopter!
| CADWALLADER | Ted Mauger | |
| FISHER | Brooke Keneford | |
| HEIDI | Gwendy Tolley | |
| KURT | Bill Williams | |
| MITZI | Jenefer Haynes | |
| MONICA | Sally Hallowell-Carew | |
| TREGUNTER-JONES | Eufron Williams |
| Director | Rosemary Keneford | |
| Production Manager | Dorothy Beak | |
| Stage Manager | Annmarie Copple | |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Tony Copple | |
| Set Design | Bill Williams | |
| Set Construction | Anne Holland | |
| Set Construction | Ben Tolley | |
| Set Construction | Bill Williams | |
| Set Construction | Don Farmer | |
| Set Construction | Earl McLaughlin | |
| Set Construction | Geoff Holland | |
| Set Construction | Rob Johnstone | |
| Set Construction | Tony Bryant | |
| Furnishings | Neil Robertson | |
| Furnishings | Nona Robertson | |
| Lighting Design | Al Quirt | |
| Sound Design | Tony Beak | |
| Properties | Elsie Bryant | |
| Properties | Joan McLaughlin | |
| Wardrobe | Iva Farmer | |
| Wardrobe | Mary Mauger | |
| Wardrobe | Merle Nicholds | |
| Continuity | Betty Francis | |
| Continuity | Mary Mauger | |
| Make-up | Doreen Boss | |
| Make-up | Heather Moses | |
| Photographer | Marcus Fajrajsl | |
| Box Office | Al Quirt | |
| Box Office | Sandra Quirt | |
| House Manager | Martha Johnstone | |
| House Manager | Rob Johnstone | |
| Bar Staff | Jim Keneford | |
| Bar Staff | Tony Bryant |