January 15-18, 1992 at Earl of March Secondary School as part of Season #23 1991-1992
| Written by Neil Simon |
Leon Tolchinsky is ecstatic. He’s landed a terrific teaching job in an idyllic Russian hamlet. When he arrives, he finds people sweeping dust from the stoops back into their houses and people milking upside down to get more cream. The town has been cursed with Chronic Stupidity for two hundred years, and Leon’s job is to break the curse.
| DR. ZUBRITSKY | Jim Holmes | |
| GREGOR YOUSEKEVITCH | Neil Robertson | |
| LENYA ZUBRITSKY | Rosemary Keneford | |
| LEON TOLCHINSKY | Rob Johnstone | |
| MAGISTRATE | Glen Hussey | |
| MISHKIN | Rick Spencer | |
| SLOVITCHKA | Wendy Higgins | |
| SNETSKY | Ted Mauger | |
| SOPHIA ZUBRITSKY | Kristin Gauthier | |
| YENCHNA | Joanna Woodhouse |