October, 1996 at Ron Maslin Playhouse as part of Season #28 1996-1997
| Written by Bob Larby |
A comedy about the difficulties inherent in growing old.
Cooper who has gone into a nursing home rather than become a burden on his
family, flirts valiantly with the female staff, banters with the other old
folks and keeps a close check on his "record of physical deteriorations”
| AYLOTT | Peter Jefferson | |
| COOPER | Brooke Keneford | |
| JULIA | Gwendy Tolley | |
| MRS. BAKER | Rosemary Keneford | |
| NURSE WILSON | Christine Hollands | |
| PETER | Colin Williams |
| Director | Dorothy Beak | |
| Production Manager | Annmarie Copple | |
| Stage Manager | Carin Goodman | |
| Stage Manager | Joan Ritchie | |
| Set Design | Dorothy Shaw | |
| Set Construction | Bill Williams | |
| Set Construction | Earl McLaughlin | |
| Set Construction | Karl Wagner | |
| Set Construction | Paul Gardner | |
| Set Construction | Paul LaRose-Edwards | |
| Set Painting | Jane Maslin | |
| Set Painting | Jen Pezaro | |
| Set Painting | Katie (Betts) Buller | |
| Set Painting | Kelly Brown | |
| Set Painting | Margrit Cattell | |
| Furnishings | Bev Brooks | |
| Furnishings | Dorothy Shaw | |
| Furnishings | Karinn Smith (Tasia) | |
| Lighting Design | Paul Gardner | |
| Sound Design | Derek Noble | |
| Sound Design | Tony Beak | |
| Properties | Katie (Betts) Buller | |
| Properties | Liz Hart | |
| Costumes | Sandy Wynne | |
| Continuity | Calie McPhee | |
| Continuity | Carin Goodman | |
| Continuity | Jenefer Haynes | |
| Make-up | Jacqueline Hourigan | |
| Make-up | Jen Pezaro |
