October 24 1970 at Stephen Leacock Public School as part of Season #2 1970-1971
| Written by Philip Johnson |
To a wretched deserted little coaching inn, kept by an ill-tempered hag, come 'Melita, a celebrated actress, with her maid and Milord, her middle-aged beau. 'Melita has heard that here lives a woman who has preserved her youthful beauty for over a hundred years…
An improbablr comedy in one act
| 'MELITA | Carol Scarff | |
| LUCINDA | Rosemary Keneford | |
| MARIE | Eufron Williams | |
| MILORD | Barry Eckhart | |
| MR. HIGGINSONS | Connell Steers | |
| MRS. SNAPE | Rosemary Scott |
| Director | Bob Hollands | |
| Production Manager | Gwen Knight | |
| Stage Manager | Bill Todd | |
| Set Construction | Bob Knight | |
| Lighting Design | Harm Rombeek | |
| Lighting Design | Neville Lewis | |
| Sound Design | Tony Bryant | |
| Sound Effects | Jim MacIntosh | |
| Properties | Joyce McEown | |
| Properties Assistant | Joan McLaughlin | |
| Properties Assistant | Mary Bates | |
| Costumes | Doreen Boss | |
| Costumes | Rosemary Keneford | |
| Continuity | Debbie Boehm | |
| Continuity | Joyce McEown | |
| Continuity | Sara Steers | |
| Make-up | Gayle Pilling | |
| Make-up | Liz Murdoch | |
| Make-up | Pat Moore | |
| Programme | Bob Knight |