December 27-30, 2023 at Ron Maslin Playhouse as part of Season #55 2023-2024
| Written by Philip Grecian |
| Based on book by Jean Shepherd |
Humorist Jean Shepherd’s memoir of growing up in the midwest in the 1940s follows 9-year-old Ralphie Parker in his quest to get a genuine Red Ryder BB gun under the tree for Christmas. Ralphie pleads his case before his mother, his teacher and even Santa Claus himself at Higbee’s Department Store. The consistent response: “You’ll shoot your eye out!” All the elements from the beloved motion picture are here, including the family’s temperamental exploding furnace; Scut Farkas, the school bully; the boys’ experiment with a wet tongue on a cold lamppost; the Little Orphan Annie decoder pin; Ralphie’s father winning a lamp shaped like a woman’s leg in a net stocking; Ralphie’s fantasy scenarios and more.
| Black Bart, Elf | Cameron Wood | |
| Desperado, Elf | Michaela Agnew | |
| Esther Jane Alberry | Molly Penton | |
| Flick | Cameron Pereira | |
| Helen Weathers | Evelyn Park | |
| Miss Shields | Michelle Robb | |
| Mother | Elle Attson | |
| Ralph | Peter Whittaker | |
| Ralphie Parker | Chance Kelly | |
| Randy | Grayson Kelly | |
| Schwartz | Milo Tibbits | |
| Scut Farkas | Connor Corcoran | |
| The Old Man | Bernie Horton |
| Director | Brett Kelly | |
| Production Manager | Anne-Marie(Frigon) Kelly | |
| Stage Manager | Heather Hogan | |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Jennifer Ljungström | |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Rebecca Aiken | |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Susan Monaghan | |
| Stage Crew | Alex Farnel | |
| Stage Crew | Ben Farnel | |
| Set Design | Romauld Frigon | |
| Set Construction Coordinator | Romauld Frigon | |
| Set Construction | Arseniy Skvortsov | |
| Set Construction | Clyde Le Guerrier | |
| Set Construction | Damir Mestrovic | |
| Set Construction | Dan Winters | |
| Set Construction | Dean Flockton | |
| Set Construction | Elisa Frost | |
| Set Construction | Gordon Harrison | |
| Set Construction | Heidi Roberts | |
| Set Construction | Jim Clarke | |
| Set Construction | Larry Witol | |
| Set Construction | Mark Guzewski | |
| Set Construction | Martin Weeden | |
| Set Construction | Mike Giovinazzo | |
| Set Construction | Morgan Farnel | |
| Set Construction | Paul Behncke | |
| Set Construction | Pooneh Tehrani | |
| Set Construction | Sandy Wynne | |
| Set Construction | Xavier Gareau | |
| Set Painting Coordinator | Dale Winters | |
| Set Painting | Barbara Kobolak | |
| Set Painting | Donna Burlock | |
| Set Painting | Elisa Frost | |
| Set Painting | Harper Grineau | |
| Set Painting | Heather McKay | |
| Set Painting | Karen Floyd | |
| Set Painting | Kiara McNulty | |
| Set Painting | Pooneh Tehrani | |
| Set Decor | Diana Lloyd | |
| Set Decor | Heather McKay | |
| Lighting Design | Anthony Rumsey | |
| Lighting Assistant | Joel Agnew | |
| Lighting Assistant | Mike Hogan | |
| Sound Design | Bert Ljungström | |
| Sound Assistant | Al Quirt | |
| Sound Assistant | Tina Mestrovic | |
| Properties Manager | Roxanne Wood | |
| Properties Assistant | Kelly Anne Griffin | |
| Costumes Design | Kathryn Seasons Clarke | |
| Costumes Assistant | Anne-Marie(Frigon) Kelly | |
| Costumes Assistant | Heather Hogan | |
| Costumes Assistant | Helen Weeden | |
| Costumes Assistant | Jennifer Pereira | |
| Dresser | Sonya Monaghan | |
| Dresser | Tanya Baillargeon | |
| Continuity | Nancy Cormier | |
| Continuity | Petra Watzlawik-Li | |
| Continuity | Sonya Monaghan | |
| Make-up | Carolyn Bruce | |
| Make-up Assistant | Sierra Clouthier | |
| Make-up Assistant | Sonya Monaghan | |
| Hair Design | Rachel Bruce | |
| Hair Design | Sidney Bruce | |
| Green Room Manager | Sally Jeong | |
| Green Room Assistant | Jennifer Ljungström | |
| Publicity | Jane Pick | |
| Publicity | Stefania Wheelhouse | |
| Marquee Signs | Paul Behncke | |
| Marquee Signs | Sean Behncke | |
| Programme | Lucy Sheridan | |
| Programme | Sara Munroe | |
| Box Office | Jane Pick | |
| House Manager | Tom Kobolak | |
| Refreshments/servery | Cameron Bishop | |
| Refreshments/servery | Jocelyn Bishop |