May 12-15, 1976 at Earl of March Secondary School as part of Season #7 1975-1976
| Written by John Chapman |
| Written by Ray Cooney |
To Sylvie it's the "goose" that she learned from Alistair, but to Philip, Joanna Markham's husband, it's "a variety of geese," and fifteen years of marriage is just about undone along with everything else in this wild zany free for all. Everything from Philip's business deals with Bow Wow Books and Alistair's near escape from Joanna's chiding seduction to the naked G.P.O. girl and the specter of scandal is hilarious. A lot of bedhopping occurs as Sylvie winds up taking Alistair on "walkies" and the amazing Mrs. Markham gets her man her husband! It all takes place in an elegant top floor London flat.
The number of productions was changed, mid-season, adding a Wednesday evening.
| ALISTAIRÂ SPENLOW | Geoff Holland | |
| HENRY LODGE | Stephen Jones | |
| JOANNA MARKHAM | Marg Anthony | |
| LINDA LODGE | Rosemary Keneford | |
| MISS WILKINSON | Jenefer Haynes | |
| OLIVE HARRIET SMYTHE | Doreen Boss | |
| PHILIP MARKHAM | Brooke Keneford | |
| SYLVIE | Annmarie Copple | |
| WALTER PANGBOURNE | Ted Mauger |
| Director | Maurice Dubras | |
| Production Manager | Marianne Wilkinson | |
| Stage Manager | Brian McLaughlin | |
| Stage Crew | Alex Hawley | |
| Stage Crew | Bob Knight | |
| Set Design | Philip Lawless | |
| Set Construction | Philip Copple | |
| Set Construction Assistant | Bob Horsey | |
| Set Construction Assistant | Martin Haynes | |
| Set Construction Assistant | Peter Robertson | |
| Set Painting | Ann Williams | |
| Set Painting | Doug Strong | |
| Set Painting | Mary Holmes | |
| Set Painting | Maureen Power | |
| Set Painting | Pat Carroll | |
| Set Painting | Philip Lawless | |
| Furnishings | Ann Dubras | |
| Furnishings | Judy Dick | |
| Lighting Design | Carl Anthony | |
| Lighting Design | John Gilliland | |
| Lighting | Ron Maslin | |
| Sound Design | Bill Williams | |
| Properties | Elsie Bryant | |
| Properties | Joan McLaughlin | |
| Costumes Coordinator | Angela Eby | |
| Continuity | Anne Holland | |
| Continuity | Pat Horsey | |
| Make-up | Pat Moore | |
| Make-up | Terry Carroll | |
| Publicity | Barrie Kirk | |
| Publicity | Sian WilliamsFitzpatrick | |
| Photographer | Roger Fetterman | |
| Programme | Heather Walt | |
| Box Office | Lorna Prins | |
| House Manager | Dewi Williams | |
| House Manager | Eufron Williams | |
| Bar Staff | Jim Keneford |
