May 1-2 1970 at Stephen Leacock Public School as part of Season #1 1969-1970
| Written by Noel Coward |
At the center of his own universe sits matinee idol Garry Essendine: suave, hedonistic and too old, says his wife, to be having numerous affairs. His line in harmless, infatuated debutantes is largely tolerated but playing closer to home is not. Just before he escapes on tour to Africa the full extent of his misdemeanors is discovered.
| DAPHNE STILLINGTON | Susan Husband | |
| FRED | Barry Eckhart | |
| GARRY ESSENDINE | Ron Maslin | |
| HUGO LYPIATT | Dewi Williams | |
| JOANNA LYPIATT | Rosemary Keneford | |
| LADY SALTBURN | Doreen Boss | |
| LIZ ESSENDINE | Rosemary Scott | |
| MISS ERIKSON | Marg Malcolm | |
| MONICA REED | Helen Hunter | |
| MORRIS DIXON | Jim MacIntosh | |
| ROLAND MAULE | Doug Strong |
| Director | Laurence Thornton | |
| Production Manager | Eufron Williams | |
| Stage Manager | John Callow | |
| Set Design | Ron Maslin | |
| Set Construction | John de Salis | |
| Lighting Design | Harm Rombeek | |
| Sound Design | Tony Bryant | |
| Special Effects | Elsie Bryant | |
| Special Effects | Mary Mauger | |
| Properties | Carol Strong | |
| Properties | Doreen Boss | |
| Costumes | Anne Rombeek | |
| Continuity | Elsie Bryant | |
| Continuity | Mary Mauger | |
| Make-up | Gayle Pilling | |
| Make-up | Liz Murdoch | |
| Make-up | Pat Moore | |
| Programme | Eufron Williams | |
| Programme | Gwen Knight | |
| Programme | John Callow | |
| Programme | Pam Van Duffelen | |
| Programme | Toddy Blais | |
| Box Office | Gwen Knight | |
| House Manager | Gwen Knight |
