April 28 1979 at Earl of March Secondary School as part of Season #10 1978-1979
| Written by Dorothy Parker |
A couple is less than three hours married and on a train to New York City to celebrate their honeymoon. As they get closer to their destination, they banter over their families, fashion and the insitution of marriage itself. Should they even have gotten married? All the while, they desperately avoid discussing what generally happens on the first night of a marriage.
| HE | Art Solomonian | |
| SHE | Lea-Anne Solomonian |
| Director | Brian McLaughlin |
