October 26-29, 1994 at Earl of March Secondary School as part of Season #26 1994-1995
| Written by Neil Simon |
By America's great comic playwright, this memory play is set in Yonkers in 1942. Bella is thirty-five years old, mentally challenged, and living at home with her mother, stern Grandma Kurnitz. As the play opens, ne'er-do-well son Eddie deposits his two young sons on the old lady's doorstep. He is financially strapped and taking to the road as a salesman. The boys are left to contend with Grandma, with Bella and her secret romance, and with Louie, her brother, a small-time hoodlum in a strange new world called Yonkers.
| ARTY | Edwin Ulak | |
| BELLA | Barbara Kobolak | |
| EDDIE | John Chaffey | |
| GERT | Dorothy Gardner | |
| GRANDMA KURNITZ | Sally Hallowell-Carew | |
| JAY | Christie Watson | |
| LOUIE | James Russell |
| Director | Stewart Wheeler | |
| Assistant Director | Michelle Sissons | |
| Production Manager | Gwendy Tolley | |
| Assistant Producer | Rachel Trimmer | |
| Stage Manager | Michelle Sissons | |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Bev Brooks | |
| Stage Crew | Jon Vacher | |
| Stage Crew | Lucas Cornelisse | |
| Set Design | Janet Harris | |
| Set Construction | Bill Williams | |
| Set Construction Assistant | Alan Goodman | |
| Set Construction Assistant | Dave Tucker | |
| Set Construction Assistant | Doreen Boss | |
| Set Construction Assistant | Earl McLaughlin | |
| Set Construction Assistant | Fiona Lowrie | |
| Set Construction Assistant | Jon Vacher | |
| Set Construction Assistant | Lucas Cornelisse | |
| Set Construction Assistant | Martin Firth | |
| Set Construction Assistant | Yvonne Leduc | |
| Furnishings | Martha Johnstone | |
| Furnishings | Rob Johnstone | |
| Lighting Design | Paul Gardner | |
| Lighting Assistant | Shane O'Dell | |
| Sound Design | Alan Bowles | |
| Sound Design | Brooke Keneford | |
| Properties | Elsie Bryant | |
| Properties | Joan McLaughlin | |
| Costumes | Ann Williams | |
| Costumes | Carin Goodman | |
| Costumes | Marilyn LaRose-Edwards | |
| Continuity | Betty Francis | |
| Continuity | Carin Goodman | |
| Make-up | Christine Hollands | |
| Make-up | Jacqueline Hourigan | |
| Hair Styling | Colette Fournier | |
| Publicity | Jenefer Haynes | |
| Photographer | Anita Antonucci | |
| Programme | Annmarie Copple | |
| Programme | Dewi Williams | |
| Programme | Dorothy Beak | |
| Box Office | Peter Jefferson | |
| House Manager | Beryl Hill | |
| House Manager | Charles Hill | |
| Refreshments | Tony Bryant |
